The Cat in the Back

We have a cat that lives in the back

This cat had four kittens one just that

for us, the cat, her kittens their home was Oh No!

The kittens were caught, all furry and small

For a while they lived in our garage, one and all

Then we caught the cat that lived in the back

She went to have her uterus wacked

She would never have kittens again in the back

For a few days she lived in our garage

Until we could stand it no more; we told her Go, go!

The kittens are gone now to homes of their own

One to a shrink, another a friend,

The others to strangers who live 'round the next bend

So now here we are with our cat in the back

Who my wife feeds daily so this cat will get fat