The universe is a vast and mysterious place. The many views of it are found in the multitude of theologies and among the various parts of the science of physics that make up the field of cosmology. Funny how close cosmology is to cosmetology. One seeks the answer to the questions of the universe. The other the answer to the questions of the perfect hairdo. Both are formidable mysteries that are unlikely to be solved in our time.
But that is not really what I wanted to write about today.
This week I had the recently mandated Medicare “wellness interview” with a Nurse Practitioner named Brandie. She was a fine girl and undoubtedly a good wife. (Sorry, my mind is stuck in the 70’s.) Well anyway, we spent about half the interview talking about how old people tend to fall down, and she wanted to make sure I was aware that I was an old person and likely to fall down if I didn’t have hand grips on my shower and someone to hold me erect as I went out to play golf.
So, what is the big news this week? Why HRC of course. She is over in India falling down all over the place as she condemns the stupid middle class of America for picking someone less Democrat than her. Is this coincidence or karma? You decide.
For me, I think we need to send nurse Brandie over to talk with Ms. Clinton right now. I believe her advice would be invaluable, although if history is any indication it would be ignored, and she would have an unfortunate accident, commit suicide, or be gunned down in the street shortly afterward.