I've Been Think'n

You know there has been a lot of talk about the Mayan calendar ending on December 21, 2012.  Some people believe all the planets will align pointing to the center of the Galaxy and the world will come to the end.  Here is my theory...

The Mayan's lived how long ago?  The calendar has to be at least 500 years old.  I think it was a government employee in the Calendar Department working on it.  One day his boss comes and says, "Where are you on that calendar project?" The dude says "I'm up to 2012, why?" The boss says "Well I'm not paying overtime, knock it off, we'll have time to finish it later..."

Next day they  show up and the royal advisor says "you guys have to knock out the human sacrifice invitations for the new kings next big event!"  Next thing you know the calendar gets shelved, the government runs up tremendous debt and the calendar department gets shut down!

And here we are 500 years later thinking the Mayans knew what was going on!

Just say'n