Tuesday, December 28, 2010

Random Thoughts

Why is it cold in the winter, when we are closer to the sun?  
If you are traveling faster than the speed of sound can you still hear yourself?
If you are in the back of a C-5 Galaxy and throw a football to the front how far will it actually travel?
Is there life in Death Valley?  If so why is it called Death Valley?
If light takes 8 minutes to travel from the Sun to the Earth, where does it go at night?
Why don’t Piranha eat each other?
When did the Portuguese decide Spanish wasn’t good enough?
What would happen if they left the lock gates open in the Panama Canal?
If we turned off all the GPS satellites could we still find our way to Grandma’s house?
What is a mountain wave, if it isn’t a fan reaction at the Denver Broncos?
If people who live in Wales are Welsh, and people who live in Scotland are Scotts, why are people who live in England polite?
In England the shortest distance between two points does not exist.
Why don’t they put ice in their drinks in Iceland?
If the wise men were following the Christmas star, how long was Christmas that year?
If you are half way between California and Hawaii you are farther from land than anywhere else on earth (I think).
If Sirius is the dog star what is Pluto?
If a truck weighs 2,000 pounds empty and 2,250 pounds carrying 1,000 canaries sitting on their perches how much does it weigh if 500 of them are fluttering around?
Why are more women blond when they are 30 than when they are 13?
If common sense were really common wouldn’t more people have it?
How many times does the moon rotate on its axis during one lunar cycle (about 28 days)?
How many dimes are there in a quarter?
Would the economy really come to a screeching halt if my wife stopped shopping? 
How did I survive my youth without a bike helmet, kneepads, elbow pads and padded handlebars?
What is the right way to eat pizza?

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