Random Friday Thoughts

Ø  How did we capture the moment before cameras?

Ø  People are only reasonable if they agree with you.

Ø  If the National Park service establishes a national park on the moon, when they finally get there and find the American flag we left in 1969 has the red and blue washed out will they replace it?

Ø  Does the continuous bombardment of meteorites cause holes in the atmosphere and increase global warming?

Ø  When will we cool sufficiently not to have to worry about volcanos?

Ø  Was Mona Lisa looking at Michelangelo’s David when Leonardo de Vinci painted her?

Ø  Wouldn’t we be safer if we made nuclear power plants in the form of submarines in a dry dock? 

Ø  How long will we stay Orange on the Homeland Security Risk assessment?

Ø  If we are worried about the polar ice cap, should we stop using ice in our drinks?

Ø  If wind turbines are grown on farms are they an annual or a perennial?

Ø  Space flight is hazardous to all living things.

Ø  Where does the crease go on my permanent press pants?

Ø  All politicians are egotists, but not all egotists are politicians.

Ø  Do Yin, Yang, and Karma apply to Caucasians?

Ø  Is there an acceptable moral argument for war?

Ø  Do we still have inalienable rights?