Cats too!

Cats in the Closet
Cats in the Hall
Cats in the Garage
I've seen them all
Cats in the bedroom
Cats in the bath
I am starting to go batty
from cats in my trash
First there was one
Then there were two
Now there are six or seven
I wonder how they'd taste in a stew?
I like cats most times
I think they are fine
but with so many felines
This house is not mine!
If we don't find recourse;
A way to less cats
I am not sure of the source
but there are two on the porch
Today is a new day,
we all start afresh
but without new philosophy
there will be a CATastrophe