I see California lawmakers are considering a ban on
gasoline and diesel-powered vehicles. I
think this is great and they should do it immediately, but to be fair about it
they should do it by political party affiliation.
We know Republicans are: a) the minority party, b) climate
change skeptics, and c) anti-progressive.
Therefore, don’t let them have the benefit of all this progress. Make them drive these gas or diesel vehicles
until they change their evil ways. Maybe
as a concession to the more moderate evil-doers allow them hybrids.
Only the progressive left should be allowed the benefit of
the energy efficient all-electric cars available today. They should be allowed to trade in their
outdated and polluting vehicles for a cash bonus from all the excess money
available within the California budget.
All the celebrities living within major metropolitan areas
should convert within 30-days of the Governor signing the bill. I think Rolls Royce must have a fully
electric car by now. Jay Leno should
probably be forced to leave the state and relocate all his old gas and diesel cars. I am not sure what to do with his Stanley
Steamer, but that should probably go as well.
All the current gas stations in the state should be forced
to convert to charging stations based on the party affiliation of their owners,
or corporate sponsors. For example, if
the CEO of Exxon is a Democrat, all the Exxon stations must convert. If the CEO of Sammy’s cheap gas is a
Republican they won’t be allowed to convert until the CEO does.
Let’s let California bask in the glow of climate and
identify politics, and make the world a better place.
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