Friday, June 17, 2011

So What Happens Next?

As our middle aged Representatives and Senator's reach out to be part of this new information Age I predict the following.

  • Wiener is just the tip of the what is to come.
  • More Politicians will stick their preverbal foot in their mouth with Twitter than you can imagine
  • We will see even the most liberal of the politicians say something someone will believe to be a racial slur
What could be a benefit of this new technology
  1. Laws could be limited to 126 characters
  2. Vowels would become optional
  3. Spelling and Grammar will no longer be taught in schools
  4. Twitter would become the way we vote and whoever has the biggest following becomes President
  5. Finally, no one would follow #BCS and there would be a real College Division I Playoff system, where the team with the most tweets wins the National Championship.

1 comment:

W.B. Picklesworth said...

A liberal will say something racist? Way too late for that. They just forgiven real fast because "their heart's in the right place" or some such.

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